Jagshemash! My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex, it's nice.

Fuck you mother fuckers! Stick me in bear if you want gypsies, I will revenge.

Why I wake up as girl?! Hideous sticky girl with gray hairs that useless for harvest!


WHY AM I WOMAN WITH CRAM?! DO ALL WOMAN IN AMERICA HAVE CRAM?!

[Borat does some Darkness squirting]

ARE ALL WOMAN OCTOPUS IN AMERICA?!

WHY ARE THERE VAGINES ALL OVER THE WALLS?! WHY HAS NO ONE HARVESTED THE HAIR FROM THE VAGINES YET?!

I SEE RED, THAT IS VERY RARE IN KAZAKHSTAN, AND IT WILL MANY MONEY BRING TO ME.

Do someone have pubis shears?

I think I am starting to become retarded because I sure as hell can't do much right with livejournal lately ugh.

Anyway, I have to put my characters on pretty much a week long Hiatus. Archery tomorrow night, I'll be gone all weekend, archery on monday night, and I have work tuesday.

Tino and Borat will be seeing you guys in awhile.

( I a take a soul mate quiz! It do not surprise.  ) ( I also find quiz thing. Americans everywhere do it! I try to do. ) [OOC: LJ is a bitch and won't let me have awesome html D: ]

Holy shit. America came very fast. One thing I know, I am in horse drawn car. And now... here I am in America? Where is Azamat? I hope he not break hole in plane with his giant ass and fall out.

Jagshemash! My name a Borat! My country send me to United of States to make movie-film! I like you! I like sex!